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FICTION -- THE BOARDWALK BOMBER
The Boardwalk BomberBy Michael Jesse Chapter 20I don't own an alarm clock, but I usually don't need one. I tend to stay up late, sleep about five hours and wake up fairly early. And every few days or so I take a nice nap in the middle of the afternoon. But on this particular morning I was sound asleep until ten a.m. and when I finally I woke up I was so stiff I could hardly get off the couch. The first thing I did was pee, but the second thing was to call the hospital to check on Andy. All I could get was that he was "stable." I turned on the TV so I'd catch the l ocal news when it came on. Curt was coming at noon to help salvage my boat. I hobbled out my front door to get the newspapers, but the bundles were already cut open with several papers taken. A tattered fast food cup was wedged between the bundles with change people had left for the papers. I didn't count it, but was once again impressed by how well the honor system works here in the Midwest. "Bomb suspect captured" was the headline, in the Brayton Journal, in a type size they probably hadn't used since Nixon resigned. Reading the story you could tell the investigators were being cautious about what it meant, but there were also comments from local merchants gushing that it was safe for tourists to return. When the TV news came on, however, the copycat angle was more clear. Mc ¯Mann was on camera -- looking better than the Barbie-doll reporter interviewing her -- saying investigators were looking at a number of scenarios and did not believe they had apprehended everyone involved. She urged local residents and visitors to remain at a high level of caution regarding suspicious packages, boxes, garbage bags, etc. I put on coffee and then took the stairs one step at a time. Upstairs in my bedroom I spent about ten minutes getting my pants off, then took a shower and changed my bandages. I put on a loose pair of gray athletic shorts and pulled on a sweatshirt. By this time I heard Curt downstairs. I navigated the stairwell again and decided I'd let him do most of the lifting. We walked down to Woodman's where Fred "le t me use" one of his motorboats -- at a discount of the normal rental price. The marshy-sandy area where my boat lay was inaccessible by land so a water rescue was the only good option. We motored down the shoreline until the sand began giving way to reeds at the north edge of the Whyde Creek Wetlands. There were dry patches of sand intermittent among the marsh grasses. These secluded spots are popular with naturists and I was probably lucky I hadn't mowed any over them down when I crash-landed. For once Curt wasn't in a talkative mood and we rode in silence, which I appreciated. There was something bugging me about everything that had happened in the past day and I was trying to sort it out. I had the feeling there was something obvious I had forgotten or overlooked and that I'd feel really stupid when I finally figured it out. We found the wreckage and waded through the muck and scrambled up to the sand. The mast was shot and I abandoned it there to weather like d riftwood and become habitat for something. The rest of the boat was right enough and after gathering up the sails we had it floating in the water. We tethered it to the motorboat and headed back up the shore. After renting some storage space from Fred and sending Curt over to open my shop, I decided to take Fred's boat on a little cruise. He charges by four-hour blocks and I still had two of them left. Roaring across the bay I felt conspicuous, making way too much noise and wake for my own comfort. I felt like apologizing to every sailor I came near. I maneuvered into the public dock on Lighthouse Point and paid a ridiculous amount for short-term dockage. My butt was stiff from sitting and my shorts were still wet. I limped up the boardwalk and then headed down the beach and was walking almost normally by the time I could hear the music. It wasn't as loud as usual and sounded like something from a live Lillith Fair concert. It was clearly Bigfoot's day off. Inside the bar, April was at her usual station and several other young women were clustered along the bar stools. There were a couple empty stools at one end and I took the last one. April's hair was no longer grass-green. It was a neon lavender and her eyebrows and eyes were exactly the same. A new pattern of purple flowers grew as temporary tattoos along her body, very little of which was covered by her bathing suit. "Hiya, Mr. Durham," she said as she approached. "Hi April," I said. "I like your new color." "Thanks. I'm gonna do blue next I think." "Aren't you afraid of running out of colors?" "Oh I already have. I just do 'em all again. Wanna beer?" I nodded and one was instantly in front of me. "Dad's not here if you were looking for him." I shrugged. "No, I was just i n the neighborhood and felt like a beer. How's things with you?" "'Kay. We're all still adjusting to Chad being gone. It's weird. Everything around here is weird right know." "You mean besides the Chad thing?" "I dunno," she said, putting her elbow on the bar and rested her chin in her hand. The movement put her breasts in a precarious position, but I stoically kept my eyes off them and focused on her lavender eyes. "For one thing Daddy's got a girlfriend." |